"And you promise you didn’t jerk off all week? Because if you held up your end of the deal, I’ll definitely hold up mine, little brother. This is going to be a fun weekend. Your first time is definitely going to be the fastest, so choose your method wisely. And take off your boxers so I can see the reason why I’ll be taking your commands for the next two days."
You may have seen before ….but frankly nick…I don’t give a fuck…would you?